Wednesday, March 31, 2010

What's Wang With Turning 30?!


Well, well, well...we finally meet. The Big 3-0 that I've heard so much about! That got me thinking. "What other "notable" birthdays are March 31, 1980?" Along with the likes of Pavel Bure, Mr. Cotter from the tv show 'Welcome Back Cotter", Ewan McGregor, and some hot chick named Vanessa Mambi is twiddle dee up there! Numbnuts, Chien Ming Wang was born on the same day and year as yours truly! I know I do some wacky things sometimes, but if turnin' 30 has this affect on me...I'm scared to see what the Big 4-0 will do to me!

By the way, more "Celeb Look-a-Likes" coming soon!

Monday, March 22, 2010

Chicken Dancin'



Deron must be in the dancin' mode after watching the first weekend of the NCAA tournament! Definitely something the majority of us would be doing during some down time!

Friday, March 19, 2010

"What's That?!...Red Balls?!"


Oh Ron, although you seem like a good guy and the Rangers support you...you've left me with no choice but to point out the finer things in life...Comedy! I guess if I looked like Dave Chapelle as the Crackhead, I might think about partaking in the nose candy as well! I bet it'll be difficult to stand on a baseball field, look at those chalk lines and not think back to the "one time" you went for a joy ride. Not to mention you used amphetamines or Red Balls (It's gives you wings!) back when you were a player.

Why is it every baseball team I like is a joke? The Cubs are continually the laughing stock of the league with their 100+ year without a WS and now, if the Rangers keep this guy, my second favorite team will be the punchline for many a joke! Bring on Clint Hurdle, let's watch the Cubs put a Toyota sign up in left field and let's get the 2010 MLB season started!

"I'm rich bitch!"

Friday, March 5, 2010



Back at ISU, K was our intramural basketball coach and a damn good one at that! (For God sake, he memorized our social security #'s in case any of us got injured...came in handy when Hutch got hurt! Ha!) At any rate, I was thinking, what if B was our coach? Instead of memorizing soc #'s and other things that would be helpful for our squad, I think he would practice dance moves! In the end, him on the sidelines would look something like this!!!

Clammy Sosa


With baseball season around the corner I figured this post would be appropriate. We've all been to numerous Cubs games (even if you aren't a Cubs fan) and of all the games I've been to, I've never witnessed Clammy Sosa! I don't know what Clammy is up to these days, but whatever he's doing, I hope it doesn't involve turning himself white like Sammy did! Enjoy.

[Thanks K!]

Monday, March 1, 2010

A Total Airball



Ever listen to a sports broadcast and say to yourself..."Self, you can do a better job than this ass munch!" I have. Many a time. With that in mind, I found this doozy of a video that best illustrates some of the crap we have to put up with on sports broadcasts these days! Enjoy.