Clammy Sosa

With baseball season around the corner I figured this post would be appropriate. We've all been to numerous Cubs games (even if you aren't a Cubs fan) and of all the games I've been to, I've never witnessed Clammy Sosa! I don't know what Clammy is up to these days, but whatever he's doing, I hope it doesn't involve turning himself white like Sammy did! Enjoy.

[Thanks K!]

A Total Airball

Ever listen to a sports broadcast and say to yourself..."Self, you can do a better job than this ass munch!" I have. Many a time. With that in mind, I found this doozy of a video that best illustrates some of the crap we have to put up with on sports broadcasts these days! Enjoy.

Jump Whale, Jump....Good Boy!

Really?! People are made at this whale for doing what he's on this planet to do...kill! For God sake, it's a "Killer Whale". Seriously, this is as asinine as the story I heard the other day where a 4 year old, pre-schooler, was reamed because his mother packed him a plastic knife in his lunch. No knives for eating, yet "sporks", which are sharper and could do a hell of a lot more damage are allowed for kiddies to chow down their fruits, veggies and puddin'. It doesn't make sense. We take away the plastic knives, the terrorists have won. Anyways, I've gotten off track....back to Shamu up there. We've all seen those videos where the whale goes to the bottom of the tank, shoots up and sends the moron flying! Could you imagine seeing this sight?! I sure don't know how this person was eaten by this whale, nor do I give a shit, but it sure would've been a thrilling way to go if this was the case. Like my boy Frank Dreben says in Naked Gun. "Gettin' caught in the gears of a combine...that's the way I wanna go!" Moral of this post, don't piss in the Cheerios of a Killer Whale.

Classic B Right Here!

With B being in Vegas, livin' the good life and laughing it up, I couldn't help but think of that image of him in that super-imposed video when we were all down there! That being said, although these two pics aren't ones B will be posting on his mantle anytime in the near future...they are more than worthy of being posted here! During the college years we'd see on tv (and heard on Big L songs) people wearing shirts with pictures of their friends, who are locked up, on them. Almost all shirts would have a picture of the friend and "Free (their name)" next to it. Who does that?! (Don't answer that!) At any rate, K and I decided to make t-shirts, mocking this act, while including B. His infamous "Two finga and a thumb" pose and phrase, which he breaks out in nearly every picture and needs to get copyrighted, was a must to include. Yet another pic/memory that has had me laughing in my office during my lunch break! Enjoy!

Throwback! (This is for you Haw!)

"I love to see you pee on us tonight!" Ha ha ha!

Witnesses?

Although the possibility of trades being finalized throughout the week are likely, the NBA trade deadline has come and gone. As we have dealt with the onslaught of steroid talk in baseball, Brett Favre's indecisiveness and are now in the middle of organized chaos with Tiger Woods, none may be as big of a story as what we are about to encounter at NBA season's end. Could this sight be a possibility?! After last night's performance, the people of Cleveland (all of Ohio for that matter) are praying to God they don't have to be "witnesses" to this uniform change!

Raptor Has Good "Taste"

Classic Ian Eagle!



(Thanks K!)